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		<title>8-Bit Tribute to Dr. Horrible&#8217;s Sing Along Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Killer Squirrels. With. Guns.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandpa had a taxidermied squirrel in his basement rec room when we were kids; the thing looked like a diseased rodent reject mounted on a tree branch. It was on the far side of the room near the bar and my brother and I were terrified of the thing. My grandpa would say, &#8220;don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My grandpa had a taxidermied squirrel in his basement rec room when we were kids; the thing looked like a diseased rodent reject mounted on a tree branch. It was on the far side of the room near the bar and my brother and I were terrified of the thing. My grandpa would say, &#8220;don&#8217;t go near or behind the bar when you&#8217;re playing down here, OK?&#8221; Oh, sure thing grandpa. If playing &#8220;near or behind the bar&#8221; involved getting close to that . . . thing . . . then you can damn well be assured we won&#8217;t be playing &#8220;near or behind the bar.&#8221; When my grandpa died, our dad wanted to take the thing home with us; even as two young adults we begged him mightily to drop the idea. </p>
<p>However, if grandpa&#8217;s taxidermied squirrel was half as cool as these below, we might have wanted one for ourselves. </p>
<p>Killer Squirrels, With Guns: Rick Nadeau&#8217;s Custom Taxidermy<br />
<a href="http://http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/art/squirrels-with-guns-rick-nadea/">http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/art/squirrels-with-guns-rick-nadea/</a></p>
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		<title>Happy Easter from the Muppets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I wish this were an April Fools joke but alas it is not</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Further information from the near unimpeachable source of Snopes.com &#8211; 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/guamtip.asp
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<p>Further information from the near unimpeachable source of Snopes.com &#8211; </p>
<p>http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/guamtip.asp</p>
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		<title>German Firm Wins Right to Make Beer Called &#8216;F@ck!ng Hell&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It may be an expletive in English, but in German it could refer to a light ale &#8212; Hell &#8212; from the Austrian town of Fucking. Whether it will be brewed there is another question.&#8221;
German Firm Wins Right to Make Beer Called &#8216;F@ck!ng Hell&#8217;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It may be an expletive in English, but in German it could refer to a light ale &#8212; Hell &#8212; from the Austrian town of Fucking. Whether it will be brewed there is another question.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href='http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,686305,00.html' >German Firm Wins Right to Make Beer Called &#8216;F@ck!ng Hell&#8217;</a></p>
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		<title>U.S. Postal Service pushes to cut Saturday mail delivery early next year</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have an idea for how to create jobs in our struggling economy . . . lets cut government services so we can eliminate 49,000 full- and part-time jobs. Yeah. That will work.
On a side note &#8211; now I will *never* get my Netflix movies quickly.
U.S. Postal Service pushes to cut Saturday mail delivery early [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have an idea for how to create jobs in our struggling economy . . . lets cut government services so we can eliminate 49,000 full- and part-time jobs. Yeah. That will work.</p>
<p>On a side note &#8211; now I will *never* get my Netflix movies quickly.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-postal-cutbacks30-2010mar30,0,4186335.story' >U.S. Postal Service pushes to cut Saturday mail delivery early next year</a></p>
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		<title>Councilman Booted for Tending to FarmVille</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy playing Farmville if it is something you enjoy but if you can&#8217;t stop long enough in order to *keep your job* then maybe you have a problem. Just saying. 
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/28/councilman-booted-for-tending-to-farmville-not-committee/19415912/
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy playing Farmville if it is something you enjoy but if you can&#8217;t stop long enough in order to *keep your job* then maybe you have a problem. Just saying. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/28/councilman-booted-for-tending-to-farmville-not-committee/19415912/">http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/28/councilman-booted-for-tending-to-farmville-not-committee/19415912/</a></p>
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		<title>Ninjas-1: Pirates-0</title>
		<link>http://www.u8ashark.com/?p=341</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yoo-hoo, Pirates. The Ninjas are winning.
Ninja Thieves Rob High End Manhattan Boutique
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yoo-hoo, Pirates. The Ninjas are winning.<br />
<a href='http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ninjas_in_fifth_ave_store_heist_hNhAV49soNlfJCUoWunZyK' >Ninja Thieves Rob High End Manhattan Boutique</a></p>
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		<title>Who Says Global Warming is *All* Bad?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island&#8217;s gone.&#8221;
Disputed Isle in Bay of Bengal Disappears Into Sea
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island&#8217;s gone.&#8221;</p>
<p>Disputed Isle in Bay of Bengal Disappears Into Sea<br />
<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h98JL-wXyzAx-8TzzflOJ9h3e_wwD9EL0JUG1">http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h98JL-wXyzAx-8TzzflOJ9h3e_wwD9EL0JUG1</a></p>
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		<title>The World Is About To End</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here is a picture of Iggy Pop, the undisputed king of punk, the god of self-destruction, the champion of non-conformity . . . wearing . . . .

CROCS!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I fully expect to soon see the four horsemen of the apocolypse!








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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So here is a picture of Iggy Pop, the undisputed king of punk, the god of self-destruction, the champion of non-conformity . . . wearing . . . .</p>
<p><a title="iggycrocs.jpg" class="imagelink" href="http://www.u8ashark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iggycrocs.jpg"><img alt="iggycrocs.jpg" id="image264" src="http://www.u8ashark.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iggycrocs.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>CROCS!!!</p>
<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</p>
<p>I fully expect to soon see the four horsemen of the apocolypse!
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